TIME cover Xenu's World Tour: The T-Shirt

You can have a "Cult of Greed" t-shirt just like Xenu's SPs wear.

Send this Poscript file to a color printer. Then take the printout to your local t-shirt shop and ask them to put it on a light gray shirt. For a few extra dollars you can also have a catchly slogan on the back, like "DIANETICS CULT SCAM". Now you're a real SP!

If you want to try your own manipulations of this image, here is the full-size GIF file.